According to the latest issue of Riled Child, "Boring Stories Storytime" story tapes are the single most tiresome item on the charts. Why then, one might ask, buy the tape? This excellent query was answered by the Consumers Division of Boring Stories Storytime, Inc. "The tapes are cheap," stated T. Diom, manager and
part-time sales rep. "And you can recycle them."
"We often get parents concerned that their children spend so much time in front of some sort of screen: video or what have you. They're worried the kids will suffer an imbalance of development. And there's where we come in. Boring Stories Storytime, Inc. produces only the latest in boring tales using minimal technology. These overviewed kids are forced to use their ears, and their imaginations, for as long as they stay awake," said Diom.
"Boring Stories Storytime" story tapes: mediocre listening for all ages!
$10.50 per tape, $1.00 of which goes directly to the Bath Humane Society Shelter.
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